Where do I even begin with this disaster of a movie?
Rating: ⭐
I recently had the misfortune of watching “Meg 2,” and I must say it was a cinematic experience I wouldn’t wish upon my worst enemy!
The plot seemed to be cobbled together by a group of preschoolers playing with action figures. The storyline was not only predictable but painfully cliché. It felt like a feeble attempt to replicate the success of the original “Meg” without any regard for creativity or originality. The so-called twists were so telegraphed that I saw them coming from a mile away, and I’m not exactly a mastermind when it comes to predicting plot developments.
The character development was nonexistent. I couldn’t bring myself to care about any of the characters because they were all one-dimensional and lacked any semblance of depth. The actors seemed equally uninterested, delivering their lines with the enthusiasm of robots reading a script for the first time. Jason Statham, who usually brings charisma to even the most mediocre films, looked as bored as the audience undoubtedly felt.
Let’s talk about the special effects—what a letdown. The CGI was so atrocious that I found myself questioning if this movie was actually released in the 21st century. The underwater scenes were murky and visually confusing, making it nearly impossible to follow the poorly choreographed action sequences. I’ve seen better CGI in video games from a decade ago.
The dialogue was cringe-worthy, filled with cheesy one-liners that felt like they were lifted from rejected ’80s action movies. It’s as if the writers were intentionally trying to make the audience wince with every spoken word.
“Meg 2” is an unfortunate example of uninspired filmmaking relying on a recognizable name and a tired formula rather than a genuine effort to deliver quality entertainment. Save yourself the agony and skip this cinematic catastrophe!!
To protect the innocent and the foolishly optimistic, no information is being provided about where to watch this stink bomb!!